My Boss Complained About My Lavish Lifestyle, So I Gave Her Staff Photo A Luxury Make-Over

My Boss Complained About My Lavish Lifestyle, So I Gave Her Staff Photo A Luxury Make-Over

Editors at Paper Duchesses are Extra

 

I am so deeply proud to unveil the glamorous new staff portrait for Paper Duchesses Editor Emme Chatterton.  Go ahead, if you want to applaud I’ll wait.

 

 

We’ve all been waiting patiently for Rosalind to finish pretty illustrations of everyone, but I think we can wait no more for this little number.  Leave a comment if you think she should go purple!

 

Emme Chatterton at Sunset In Monaco on a Unicorn

 

Alright Lacey, but what is so glamorous about this portrait?  A lone voice may be asking.  

 

Well, I’ll explain!  First, we FaceTuned all those deadlines right off her face.  Then we gave her some glam purple waves because black is boring, sorry.  You know what’s also boring?  Having to meet quotas while on summer vacation.

 

Then we set her in Monaco, overlooking the ocean, at sunset… riding a unicorn.  The unicorn is out of frame though because my attention span is actually not that long.  Here’s hoping that this glamazon portrait will keep our fearless leader busy long enough for your girl to get a real tan.    Leave some love in the comments, I promise I’m coming back soon!

 

With Love From Lacey, STILL ON VACATION

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